Junior Food Critic

Kid #1: I don't want to eat what you're making for dinner. It smells dreadful.

Me: Well, I'm disappointed in your eating choices but I'm impressed with your vocabulary.

Mortgage Blues

Payin' that mortgage on time...
Oh yes, I'm payin' that mortgage on time...
Gonna make that payment electronically.
'Cause I'm payin' that mortgage on time.

Bee Sting

Got stung on the big toe. May have let out an M-F bomb in front of the boys. Father of the Year application currently under review...

Loan Request

"So I understand you're looking for a loan?"

"Yes."

"For your... Video game company?  Is that correct?"

"Yes."

"OK then... Have you ever run a company before?"

"No."

"Have ever worked in the video game industry?"

"Ah... no."

"Well... How about a related technology field?"

"Also no."

"So... What relevant skills are you bringing to the table here?"

"None, really."

"And what was your previous job?"

"I used to throw a baseball for a living."

"OK.  I'm convinced.  Here's $100 million."