"So I understand you're looking for a loan?"
"Yes."
"For your... Video game company? Is that correct?"
"Yes."
"OK then... Have you ever run a company before?"
"No."
"Have ever worked in the video game industry?"
"Ah... no."
"Well... How about a related technology field?"
"Also no."
"So... What relevant skills are you bringing to the table here?"
"None, really."
"And what was your previous job?"
"I used to throw a baseball for a living."
"OK. I'm convinced. Here's $100 million."
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Alternate ending:
"Bronson Arroyo is on line 2. He wants to borrow a million dollars to spend on Pokemon cards..."
Lol thanks
"...THAT wasn't an SEC document... I thought it was just a souvenir scrapbook for player autographs !"
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