At the Gym
"Hey, you work here, right?"
"Yup."
"Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
"Go ahead."
"I hurt my hamstring a while back... I've been trying to build it back up slowly, but it's taking a really long time. Do you have any suggestions?"
"I think you're supposed to do squats for your legs. As much weight as you can handle."
"OK... Really? You think that's a good idea?"
"Sure. Go for it."
"What do you do for your personal workouts?"
"Oh, I don't work out."
"You don't work out? Aren't you a trainer?"
"Nope. I'm the janitor."
"Oh... Um... Well... Can you recommend a diet and nutrition plan for me?"
(pause)
"OK, sure."
"Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs... and take them down."- Herman J. Blume
Saturday, July 31, 2004
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Quickie Movie Reviews
"The Bourne Supremacy" was really good. I wish more popcorn movies could be this intelligent (it wasn't "Citizen Kane" or anything, but I'm sick to death of the "sarcastic comment / bad pun after the hero kills someone" style of action films).
"Bend it Like Beckham" was actually better than I expected. Never underestimate the appeal of funny accents.
"Love Actually" was pretty disappointing (although it does get the "extra 1/2 star for gratuitous nudity").
I only saw parts of "Bruce Almighty" and "S.W.A.T.", but I wasn't that impressed.
"The Bourne Supremacy" was really good. I wish more popcorn movies could be this intelligent (it wasn't "Citizen Kane" or anything, but I'm sick to death of the "sarcastic comment / bad pun after the hero kills someone" style of action films).
"Bend it Like Beckham" was actually better than I expected. Never underestimate the appeal of funny accents.
"Love Actually" was pretty disappointing (although it does get the "extra 1/2 star for gratuitous nudity").
I only saw parts of "Bruce Almighty" and "S.W.A.T.", but I wasn't that impressed.
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Grandma would have wanted me to be able to watch the Red Sox on her giant television...
We got a new TV last weekend. I felt a little guilty asking to take Grandma's stuff so soon after she died, but the TV is a nice Sony that's barely a year old. And if you don't ask, the answer is "no". Besides, none of the other grandchildren would have enjoyed it as much as I will.
It's 32 inches. It looks really big in our living room (I prefer to think the room is too small for the TV, rather than the TV being too big for the room... There's NOTHING WRONG WITH THE TV!) It actually takes up a little less floor space than the old TV because the stand fits better in the corner.
It's great because I'm enjoying the newness of having a new toy, without the guilt of having spent the money on something I didn't really need. This should last me at least another 5 years or so (or until plasma TVs are under $1000).
So far, the "World Series of Poker" looks great...
We got a new TV last weekend. I felt a little guilty asking to take Grandma's stuff so soon after she died, but the TV is a nice Sony that's barely a year old. And if you don't ask, the answer is "no". Besides, none of the other grandchildren would have enjoyed it as much as I will.
It's 32 inches. It looks really big in our living room (I prefer to think the room is too small for the TV, rather than the TV being too big for the room... There's NOTHING WRONG WITH THE TV!) It actually takes up a little less floor space than the old TV because the stand fits better in the corner.
It's great because I'm enjoying the newness of having a new toy, without the guilt of having spent the money on something I didn't really need. This should last me at least another 5 years or so (or until plasma TVs are under $1000).
So far, the "World Series of Poker" looks great...
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
And yes, I'm drinking plenty of water...
I hungry ALL the time now.
I'm running 3 times a week. I'm lifting weights 2 - 3 times a week (not a lot, but just enough to tone things up). And I'm going to karate 2 x per week. So I've been fairly active lately.
In addition to 3 normal meals a day, I've been having healthy snacks at 10 AM and 4 PM. It's 3 PM now. And I have no idea how I'm going to make it another hour before I can eat again. I can't focus on my work.
OK, that's all. Thanks for listening.
I hungry ALL the time now.
I'm running 3 times a week. I'm lifting weights 2 - 3 times a week (not a lot, but just enough to tone things up). And I'm going to karate 2 x per week. So I've been fairly active lately.
In addition to 3 normal meals a day, I've been having healthy snacks at 10 AM and 4 PM. It's 3 PM now. And I have no idea how I'm going to make it another hour before I can eat again. I can't focus on my work.
OK, that's all. Thanks for listening.
Monday, July 19, 2004
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Saturday, July 17, 2004
I Love the 90s
For some reason, “I Love the 90s” just isn’t doing it for me. VH1 did a great job with the 70s and 80s. Maybe they’re picking the wrong topics. Or overusing some of the people (I think there are quite a few people actually listing “VH1 Talking Head” under “primary source of income” on their tax returns now).
Maybe it’s just too soon. It’s hard to be that nostalgic for things that just happened.
I also feel like they’re holding back something for a second installment (“I Love the 90s with a Vengeance” anyone?).
And the dancing baby is freaking me out.
For some reason, “I Love the 90s” just isn’t doing it for me. VH1 did a great job with the 70s and 80s. Maybe they’re picking the wrong topics. Or overusing some of the people (I think there are quite a few people actually listing “VH1 Talking Head” under “primary source of income” on their tax returns now).
Maybe it’s just too soon. It’s hard to be that nostalgic for things that just happened.
I also feel like they’re holding back something for a second installment (“I Love the 90s with a Vengeance” anyone?).
And the dancing baby is freaking me out.
I plan on treating my kids like little adults... employees, actually. They'll get annual performance reviews, raises, etc. They'll have to meet certain minimum goals to be kept on staff. Sure, it'll probably screw them up. Isn't that inevitable? But at least it'll be interesting to see how they get screwed up.
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Yoda or Miyagi Quiz
Guess which mystical teacher said each quote:
1) Teacher say, student do.
2) You must unlearn what you have learned.
3) No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
4) Man walk on road. Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished
5) The sun is warm, the grass is green.
answers next week.
Guess which mystical teacher said each quote:
1) Teacher say, student do.
2) You must unlearn what you have learned.
3) No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
4) Man walk on road. Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished
5) The sun is warm, the grass is green.
answers next week.
Notes from therapy...
"My family seems to bond over sports a lot. Is that weird?"
"Nah, as long as you're bonding over something."
I must be huge pain in the ass for my therapist. I'm all over the place in there. I can't seem to focus on any one thing for 5 minutes (nevermind a whole hour).
I can definitely say there have been no awkward silences as of yet.
(I don't know if all this is helping or not, but I'm trying.)
"My family seems to bond over sports a lot. Is that weird?"
"Nah, as long as you're bonding over something."
I must be huge pain in the ass for my therapist. I'm all over the place in there. I can't seem to focus on any one thing for 5 minutes (nevermind a whole hour).
I can definitely say there have been no awkward silences as of yet.
(I don't know if all this is helping or not, but I'm trying.)
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Movie review - "Bubba Ho-Tep"
Is it a metaphor for how we treat the elderly in this country? Is it a redemptive tale about rediscovering your true self? Is it really just about Elvis and JFK taking on a mummy? I don't think I've ever come across such an oddly compelling combination of "bittersweet" and "completely absurd". Not for everyone, but I found it very enjoyable. Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis are just about perfect in the lead roles.
Is it a metaphor for how we treat the elderly in this country? Is it a redemptive tale about rediscovering your true self? Is it really just about Elvis and JFK taking on a mummy? I don't think I've ever come across such an oddly compelling combination of "bittersweet" and "completely absurd". Not for everyone, but I found it very enjoyable. Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis are just about perfect in the lead roles.
Friday, July 09, 2004
Top twenty albums of the last twenty years in no particular order (or "Oh God, not another list..."):
Radiohead "OK Computer"... Nirvana "Nevermind"... R.E.M. "Automatic for the People"... Folk Implosion "One Part Lullaby"... New Pornographers "Electric Version"... Pavement "Slanted and Enchanted"... Rushmore Soundtrack... Beck "Odelay"... White Stripes "Elephant"... Moby "Play"... U2 "Achtung Baby"... Nirvana "In Utero"... The Pixies "Trompe Le Monde"... Sugar "Copper Blue"... Purple Rain Soundtrack... Dr. Dre "The Chronic"... Nine Inch Nails "Pretty Hate Machine"... The Lemonheads "It's a Shame About Ray"... Weezer (The Blue Album)... Def Leppard "Hysteria"...
(Honorable mention - Guns N' Roses "Appetite for Destruction")
Radiohead "OK Computer"... Nirvana "Nevermind"... R.E.M. "Automatic for the People"... Folk Implosion "One Part Lullaby"... New Pornographers "Electric Version"... Pavement "Slanted and Enchanted"... Rushmore Soundtrack... Beck "Odelay"... White Stripes "Elephant"... Moby "Play"... U2 "Achtung Baby"... Nirvana "In Utero"... The Pixies "Trompe Le Monde"... Sugar "Copper Blue"... Purple Rain Soundtrack... Dr. Dre "The Chronic"... Nine Inch Nails "Pretty Hate Machine"... The Lemonheads "It's a Shame About Ray"... Weezer (The Blue Album)... Def Leppard "Hysteria"...
(Honorable mention - Guns N' Roses "Appetite for Destruction")
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
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