Five Guys... One Little Dude...

Must get that from his mother...

Little Man: "I want to take off my clothes and run around naked."

/Takes off clothes.

//Runs over to front door and tries to open it.

Hipstamatic Toddler

Don't Look


"OH MY GOD!"

"What is it?!"

"It... It's huge!"

"What?"

"I knew it would be bad... But I didn't think it would be THAT bad."

"What are you talking about?"

"There... Look! It's the July electric bill."

"AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggghhhhh!"

"Don't make eye contact with it... Maybe it didn't see us."

In The Kitchen: Pasty Time



Good beef. Fresh local corn. Potatoes from the garden. Store bought crust.