Thursday, August 28, 2003

Equilibrium

I sold back a bunch of CDs yesterday. They gave me $45. I then proceeded to buy $46 worth of new CDs. But at least I reclaimed some space. So, in a way, I came out ahead. Sorta.

Monday, August 18, 2003

The Gospel According to Pat Canole.

The only thing worse than not going at all is a painful crap. For a while during last fall, I was having a variety of problems (which I believe were related to an increase in protein shakes and dairy products in my diet). And I think you know how important the subject of pooping is to me (it's at the center of my very identity...).

In response to these problems, I've become an almost daily Metamucil user (call it "preventative maintenance"). One heaping teaspoon in a glass of water right before bed does the trick. I tell you, things have never been so smooth.

At first I felt like an old man. But the results speak for themselves.

Go forth, and share the Good News with all who will listen.

Friday, August 15, 2003

Unemployment rules.

Monday, August 11, 2003

Unemployment - day 11.

It's weird being here all by myself. This is the first day that I haven't had something planned or someone else around. So far, it's not that bad.