Separated at Birth?


Olympic Gold Medalist Shani Davis

and Frozone from The Incredibles

Thank You Very Much... I'll Be Here All Week...

Little Man tells the interrupting cow joke:

"Knock knock.  Who's there?  A cow.  MOO!"

Who's got two thumbs and lowered his cholesterol by 15 points? 

 THIS GUY!

Ooooh...  Skyline-y!

The Best of 2009
By P. Canole
   
1. "There Are Maybe Ten Or Twelve" - A.C. Newman
2. "Now We Can See" - The Thermals
3. "Quiet Little Voices" - We Were Promised Jetpacks
4. "It Ain’t Gonna Save Me" - Jay Reatard
5. "Oscar Wilde" - Company Of Thieves
6. "Magpie To The Morning" - Neko Case
7. "Oh No" - Andrew Bird
8. "One Machine, One Long Fight" - Lou Barlow
9. "1901" - Phoenix
10. "Over It" - Dinosaur Jr.
11. "Will There Be Enough Water?" - The Dead Weather
12. "Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth" - Neko Case
13. "Know Your Enemy" - Green Day
14. "Like A Hitman, Like A Dancer" - A.C. Newman
15. "Building All Is Love" - Karen O And The Kids
16. "Anonanimal" - Andrew Bird
17. "I'm An Animal" - Neko Case

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Omar.  

Rock crushes scissors. Paper covers rock. Scissors cut paper. Omar steals your rock, paper and scissors at gunpoint.

And don't sit on the furniture...


Jen: You going to take a shower?

Me: I was going to wait until later.  Why, can you smell from there?

Jen: (silence)

Me: Oh.

Jen: There's a funk.

That's My Boy

Me: I can't believe we didn't get any more snow than this.  I've got snowblower blue balls.

Little Man: Dad made lawnmower poo balls!

Behold: The Bread Sphincter

Pat's Wall of Oatmeal

Doggie Daycare: Worth It

The best part about doggie daycare is the day after.

That dog is too tired to get into trouble.