At the Gym

"Hey, you work here, right?"

"Yup."

"Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

"Go ahead."

"I hurt my hamstring a while back... I've been trying to build it back up slowly, but it's taking a really long time. Do you have any suggestions?"

"I think you're supposed to do squats for your legs. As much weight as you can handle."

"OK... Really? You think that's a good idea?"

"Sure. Go for it."

"What do you do for your personal workouts?"

"Oh, I don't work out."

"You don't work out? Aren't you a trainer?"

"Nope. I'm the janitor."

"Oh... Um... Well... Can you recommend a diet and nutrition plan for me?"

(pause)

"OK, sure."