Moral dilemma

So I forgot to bring my shower sandals to the gym the other day. I hate when that happens.

I had already finished my workout before I realized this. What to do now? Do I skip the shower and know that my feet with be healthy (but risk offending my co-workers for the rest of the afternoon)? Or do I take a chance with the unknowable horrors of the locker room shower floor in bare feet?

I opted for the shower. I knew I'd be spending the rest of the day working closely with my team and didn't want to be too offensive so early into the new job. And then I sprayed about three layers of Tinactin on my feet.

And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go boil another layer of skin off my toes...