Alan Shawn Feinstein had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his house and told me his secret.

"I am not Alan Shawn Feinstein," he said. "My name is Ryan; I inherited this foundation from the previous Alan Shawn Feinstein, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Alan Shawn Feinstein either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Alan Shawn Feinstein has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia."

Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear...