"Good morning, Pat."

"Good morning, Mr. Shovel! You ready to do some work today?"

"Not really... Just put me away for the rest of the winter... I'm exhausted."

"But I need you today. And there might be more snow this weekend."

"Oh man... This is too much. I can't take any more winter. Can you just ship me to Florida? I've got to find a new line of work."

"Hmmm... I don't think there's much demand for snow shovels in Florida. How 'bout we just get through the next few weeks and you can spend the whole summer just hanging in the shed?"

"All right. But if April 1st comes around and it's still snowing, I'm buying a one way bus ticket to someplace south."

"Yeah. You and me both."