"Hello? Is anyone here?"

"SSHHHHHH! GET DOWN!"

"Why? What's going on? Why are the lights off?"

"Quiet! It'll hear you."

(whispering) "What? What is it?"

"See there? Over in the corner..."

"Oh my God! It's HUGE."

"Yup."

"Is that what I think it is?"

"Yup. It's the gas bill for January."

"Wow. It's hideous."

"I know. I've got it cornered for now."

"What are we going to do about it?"

"Well, if we don't do something now, it's only going to get worse. Hand me my checkbook... I'm going in."