BATHTIME

A one act play by P. Canole

SON:  I want to take a bath tonight.

FATHER runs bath.

2 minutes later

SON:  I don't waaant to take a baaaaaaath.

FATHER finally gets SON in the bath.

10 minutes later

SON:  I don't waaant to get out of the baaaaaaath.

FATHER gets SON out of the tub then goes downstairs and pours himself a drink.

Halloween Costume 2011

I went as the Keymaster. 

Nailed it.

Circle of Life

I dropped off a bunch of old CDs at Newbury Comics on Saturday.

The guy actually thanked me for having interesting stuff to sell back.

Then I went and spent that money on insulation for the attic.

In other news, I am old.

New Porch Light

Before:

After:

I've been killing it around the house with projects lately.

Also, the new light is roughly 4 times brighter than the sun.

Up next: insulating the attic.

Goats.

"Hey... You going to eat that?" 

-- Every goat ever.

Furnace Man Blues

I'm waitin' on the Furnace Man.
Gonna be some time before he's here.

Oh... I'm waitin' on the Furnace Man.
Gonna be some time before he's here.

I don't know why I'm in such a hurry for him to get here...
I just gotta go to work when he's done.

(guitar solo)

Dog Nose

Post Irene Zombie Target

Open, but not fully open...

No Books for You

I am mildly inconvenienced!

Making New Friends

Monday morning.  York, Maine.  Day after a Sox - Yankees game.

I'm coming out of a store wearing my Red Sox shirt.  Old Guy (probably 70) wearing high end golf clothes sees my shirt as he's walking in.

Old Guy:  Who won the game last night?

Me:  Sox won 3 - 2 in the 10th.

Old Guy: GodDAMMIT!

Me:  Sorry to break your heart.


Relax, Old Guy.  It's early August.  Both teams are making the playoffs.