Showing posts with label fake screenplays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fake screenplays. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

BATHTIME

A one act play by P. Canole

SON:  I want to take a bath tonight.

FATHER runs bath.

2 minutes later

SON:  I don't waaant to take a baaaaaaath.

FATHER finally gets SON in the bath.

10 minutes later

SON:  I don't waaant to get out of the baaaaaaath.

FATHER gets SON out of the tub then goes downstairs and pours himself a drink.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

"LOCKED OUT"

A short film by P. Canole


INT. OFFICE HALLWAY - DAY


COWORKER

You running today, Pat?

PAT

I sure am!

COWORKER

At the gym?

PAT

Nope.  I'm hitting the track.  I'm outside, Baby!


EXT. PAT WALKING ON SIDEWALK.  MIDDAY.  EARLY SPRING.  PAT HAS RUNNING CLOTHES ON.

PAT

(to self)

Boy, I sure can't wait to run on the track!

(smiling, looking around)

PAT WALKS AROUND CORNER AND SEES


PAT

(quietly at first)

No... No...  Just... No...

(then louder)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(a single tear falls down PAT's cheek... camera pulls back... rain starts to fall)

END