Because You Want to Stay Cool on the Golf Course...

Michelob Ultra is preferred by the lesbians in Pat's neighborhood 2 to 1 over the next leading gay beer.

At the Liquor Store

"Are you the Beer Guy?"

"Yeah, sure."

"I tried Sam Adams Holiday Porter and really liked it. But it's only a seasonal item and I haven't found anything else I've liked as much since. Do you have any porters you can recommend?"

"Just try a bunch and you'll find something you like."

Um... thanks?

Lotsa help there, Beer Guy.

Beer Power Rankings

1. Guinness Draft

Still one of my all time favorites. Especially this time of year.


2. Sam Adam Holiday Porter

Damn, that's tasty. Just discovered this one. Got some as a gift. Unfortunately, I think it's too late to go out and grab until next winter.


3. Saranac Pomegranate Wheat

Grabbed a six pack of this on our last trip to WNY. Surprisingly drinkable. And it's got antioxidants!


4. Molson Canadian

Not a great beer, but I have an odd affection for it.


5. Sam Adams Boston Lager

Way under-appreciated.