Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

This guy woke me up at 5:00 one morning recently.


My first thought was that our Wacky Neighbor had started keeping farm animals.

But, as it turns out, this guy was out by himself having a night on the town.

I felt bad for him at first. Be safe, Little Rooster.


But then he tried to peck at Jen. And he chased me around the driveway. And I started to not like him so much.

So why did the chicken cross the road?

To harass us, obviously. To terrorize us. To make us feel unsafe in our own home.

This cock was a real prick.