Waffles in '06
We recently received this bit of literature from one of our opponents, implying that Waffles weren't capable of being leaders. Rather than run on their own record, they've resorted to character assassination and negative ads. We here at Waffle Campaign Headquarters don't want you to think we're taking these baseless attacks without a fight.
Waffles are ready for a leadership role. It's time for a change. We want you to be a part of this historic transformation. This November, vote for the only party that actually deserves your vote:
The Waffle Party.
A vote for Waffles means a waffle for you.
(Paid for by the National Committee to Elect Waffles.)
*** Waffle Campaign '06 has picked up endorsements from the New England Maple Syrup Grower's Association, the Home Fries Local 194, and Butter. ***
1 comment:
I'd take a Waffle any day. They don't make you sick to your stomach.
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