Waffle Party
Every November for the last six years, I've sent out the call to a very select group for a gathering of like minded individuals. It's sorta like "Highlander." Only instead of cutting each other's heads off with swords, we eat waffles. For dinner.
Here's last year's invitation:
[cue music]
It is a dark time for the Waffle Rebellion. Although the burnt edges have been destroyed, hungry troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded waffle shortage, a group of freedom fighters led by Pat Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Quonset.
Join us for...
Waffle Party V: The Waffles Strike Back.
(If you only knew the power of the Waffle Iron...)
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Arrive around 6:00pm. Waffles by 7:30pm.
Breakfast accoutrements and beer will be supplied.
Your knives and forks, you will not need them.
"There is no escape. Don't make [us] destroy you."
-- Pat Skywalker and Jen Solo
3 comments:
There's a little odd subtext in Jen being Jen Solo...
Yeah, but I think the subtext from Princess Jen would have been a little stranger.
I submit, for your consideration, that it could have been Pat Solo, Princess Jen, Luke Sablonewalker, Cutlerbacca, C3Pcurio, etc.
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