Dear Mr. Lucchino,

I didn't see anything listed in the "open positions" section of your company's website, but I did hear on the radio this morning that you had a vacancy in the General Manager spot.

Like the departed Theo Epstein, I am a local boy who grew watching the Red Sox and hating the Yankees. Unlike Mr. Epstein, I would have no problem deferring to your judgment on major decisions. And I would gladly work for the low low price of $300,000 a year.

I feel I would bring an exciting new energy to the office. I'm a big supporter of statistical analysis. I'm good with computers. I've also read "Moneyball".

While I have no high school or college level baseball experience, I am an avid whiffle ball enthusiast.

I made it to Pawtucket twice last year, so I'm familiar with the up and coming minor league players.

Finally, I would also like to add that I came in second place in my fantasy baseball league last season.

Please contact me if you require any additional information. References available on request.

Very truly yours,

Patrick J. Canole