A Special Holiday Message
by Pat Canole's Colon

Just wanted to drop in and say a quick "hello" before the holidays ramp up.

It's our busy time of year down here in Pat's intestines. Increased eating means more inventory to manage. And I don't even want to think about all the extra alcohol.

There's also the Annual Orgy of Cookies and Meats to attend in Buffalo (also known as "Christmas"). Man, they eat a lot of roast beef out there.

Anyway, that's all from this end. Have a fun, happy and safe holiday season. And don't forget to mix in a salad once in a while.