Weird Gym Guy of the Week
In the bathroom at the gym:
*grunt*
*clear throat*
(walks over to urinal)
"Uh. Sore."
*grunt*
*grunt*
*clear throat*
"Good workout."
*grunt*
(leaves without flushing or washing his hands)
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Thursday, October 07, 2010
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Things You Never Want to Hear...
"OK, nobody use the bathroom. We've got a flood in the basement."
I know what you're thinking... and it wasn't me. There had been rain. Lots of rain. And the foot of snow that had been on the ground all melted within a 24 hour period.
Everything was backed up at that point... Even me.
We were at my in-laws. I had been watching the Little Guy all day. I was waiting to use the bathroom until my wife got back from shopping. And now, no one was allowed to flush. What the hell?
OK... I'm going out. Anybody want anything from Starbucks?
"OK, nobody use the bathroom. We've got a flood in the basement."
I know what you're thinking... and it wasn't me. There had been rain. Lots of rain. And the foot of snow that had been on the ground all melted within a 24 hour period.
Everything was backed up at that point... Even me.
We were at my in-laws. I had been watching the Little Guy all day. I was waiting to use the bathroom until my wife got back from shopping. And now, no one was allowed to flush. What the hell?
OK... I'm going out. Anybody want anything from Starbucks?
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