If They Would Just Make Chocolate Chip NyQuil, I Wouldn't Have This Problem...


"Do you have another card? Or cash? This one is being denied."

"Not on me. Could you try it again?"

"Yup... Still denied."

"It's my medical flexible spending card. It should work. There's plenty of money in the account."

"Umm... Sir? You can only put medically necessary items on an FSA. These aren't all HEALTH RELATED items."

"Sure they are."

"Even these cookies?"

"Yes... They're medically necessary chocolate chip cookies."

"I don't think so."

"OK... I'm going to go back to my doctor and get a prescription for those cookies. And THEN you'll feel silly, won't you?"

"OK. Good luck with that."

Who's Baby Is This, Eh?

I used to think my son looked more like me.



Then for a while I thought he looked more like my wife.


But lately, he's been looking more like Bob McKenzie.



Good deal, eh?

Damn, That's Cold

It's cold here in New England. Really cold.


Things got so bad yesterday that people were setting their cars on fire just to keep warm.