patnormous (pat.nor.mous) adj. :
1). Great in size or girth from being unable to exercise due to an inordinate number of injuries.
2). Out of shape.
"I was going to go out for lunch today, but I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I'm starting to get patnormous, so I'm going for a walk instead."
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Synonym: Pegnormous (adj): haven't seen shoes/feet/privates for the better part of a decade.
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