Monday, September 20, 2004

Movie Nudity Categories

It's time to update our traditional movie nudity categories (and we're only counting mainstream American movies here... no porn, foreign films or Vincent Gallo movies).

In addition to the "up-and-coming actress nudity"(pretty self-explanatory), "child TV star trying to show she can be a bad girl" nudity (Elizabeth Berkley, Alyssa Milano), and "aging actress looking to prove she still has it" (Diane Lane), we now have "nudity to earn an Acadamy Award" (e.g. Halle Berry). Hopefully,this is the start of a new trend.

There's also the "Julianne Moore" category (actresses who will get nude whenever there's a camera on them (includes Laura Linney and young Ashley Judd)).

Have I missed anything? Do we need another category here? And how should we classify Katie Holmes in "The Gift"?

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