So far in 2005 I have:

- turned 30

- gotten married

- got my black belt.


There's still a few months left in the year. Maybe I still have time to buy a house.

Come Hungry. Leave Happy.

So I think we saw Patriots cornerback Randall Gay at IHOP a few weeks ago.

It was a rainy Tuesday night in Norwood (maybe 10 minutes from Foxboro). The place was empty. Randall was there with his wife (girlfriend? baby-momma?) and child.

He wasn't that tall. Maybe my height. But he had really big shoulders.

He walked with a slight limp when he got up to the bathroom. This fits, as Gay has been out with an ankle injury most of the year.

Finally, he was wearing an "NFL Player Development" jersey. Don't see to many of those around.

I didn't want to bother him and ask for an autograph. Let the man enjoy his pancakes.

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Meta Television

From now on, I'm only watching shows that are about other shows.

Picture Pages

We did our pumpkins today. Jen is much better than I am. I did the "stroke victim pirate skull" on the right.

To say we've had a lot of rain here this month would be an understatement. Bonnet Shores is now accessible only by boat.

If there's anything better than tax free liquor, I don't know what it is.

Thank you New Hampshire.

Dear Fox,

We love Tim McCarver's witty commentary and insightful analysis. He's the only reason we watch baseball.

Sincerely,

Nobody.

We went to see the New Pornographers in concert.

They played at the Roxy.

A lot of people were there.

The concert whupped a monkey's ass!

New POOORNOGRAPHERS!

NEW Pooooornographers!

Rock over London.  Rock on Chicago.

10/22/2005 - The day I got my black belt.

More on that later...

Fry Tax

You should know that Rhode Island has a steep fry tax. Those behind in their payments will be reported to the FryRS.