This Christmas, give the gift of good urinary tract health...

"Little Man, what should we get Mom for Christmas?"

"Cranberry juice."

"What should we get for Daisy?"

"Fries."

Why you have kids...

Tickle that guy.

My God...  It's beautiful!

Blame the dog.

For when you're not really sure...

Milk is cheap in Buffalo.  Really, really, really cheap.

Walking (Pneumonia) Blues



Went back to the doctor yesterday...  That's the third time in less than a month.

Oh Lawd... I went back to the doctor yesterday...  That's the third time in less than a month.

Had to get a a shot in the butt...

...but at least I got some good drugs.


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The doctor gave me some new drugs...  Maybe they work better this time.

Girl, I tell you, the doctor gave me some new drugs...  Maybe they work better this time.

He gave me the TussiCaps...

A TussiCap is an anti-cough medication with vicodin in convenient capsule form.  Ask your health care provider if TussiCaps Extended Release Capsules may interact with other medicines that you take.

Whoo doggie.

(guitar solo)

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