Signs


Huh huh... Log donations.

Meat Bird


The sign pretty much says it all.

Me and my llama...


No word on if he had been to the dentist that day.

Can I take the table costume off now?

Lowe's employees: if you can find one, they're somewhat helpful.

Daisy Report


It's been over three weeks since we put Daisy Dog on her kangaroo and oatmeal diet. As you can see on her bandanna, she still can't have any treats.

Her tummy is doing better. No signs of the rash so far. We'll see how the next three weeks go.

Her vet has me keeping track of her symptoms and food intake on a worksheet. One of the columns is called "Feces". I have to rate her poops on a scale of 1 to 5 (5 being "firm feces with a cylindrical shape").

The jokes never end.

Morning Walk


If I catch one of those geese, can I eat it?

Nope, sorry. Goose isn't on your diet.

Viva la Revolucion!

How's the tobacco crop this year, Fidel?

Good. Very good. As high as my hand. Our people should be proud.