No more soduko right before bed... I start having crazy number dreams.

Tailgating... knock it off, Connecticut. Seriously.

Missed Connections

You - at the liquor store, buying $511 worth of wine.

Me - behind you in line.

Give me a call sometime. You seemed like a fun gal.

Don't ever go to Inskip for service.

Ever.

EVER.

SEVERE WAFFLE ALERT.

THERE IS A SEVERE WAFFLE ALERT FOR THE PAT AND JEN'S APARTMENT AREA FROM 6:00 PM TO 7:00 PM THIS EVENING.

A STORM APPROACHING THE REGION WILL BRING A MIX OF WAFFLES, SAUSAGES AND POTATOES. TRAVELERS ARE ADVISED TO STAY HOME AND EAT WAFFLES FOR DINNER.

A glimpse into Pat's inner monologue (from Friday night at the PPAC):

Jesus, who are those idiots hooting and yelling like a bunch of retards?

Ahhh, that would be the group of special needs adults two rows in front of us.

Picture of the Week.

Bunch of old stuff.

Live from Kitchen Stadium...

Today's secret ingredient is:

nutmeg!

"God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes."

If you're not watching "Deadwood", you're missing out on THE definitive TV bad guy acting performance of the last 10 years.

Ian McShane as Al Swearengen is freakin' amazing.

The new job is great.

I can't really go into too much detail here, so if you want more information, either drop me a line or sign up for Pat's Premium Newsletter.

So far, the new guy has blown away the registry on his computer and clogged the toilet.

I'm off to a great start...

Dear City of Providence,

It's OK to go out and, you know, PLOW the snow. I spent one hour and twenty minutes on last Friday (12/10/2005) driving the THREE MILES from where I work to downtown Providence to pick up my wife. I saw exactly *one* piece of snow removal equipment during my trip (and, suspiciously, it was only working in the area immediately next to the state house).

You're going to have to do better next time.


Sincerely,

PC

Dear House Buying Process,

Why must you be so difficult?

Sincerely,

Pat's Heartburn.

The Dude Abides.

Happy birthday, Jeff Bridges.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man..."

This year's version of "A Christmas Carol" at Trinity Rep. is one of the best I've seen.

If you haven't been in the last few years, check it out.

Song of the Week:

Death Cab for Cutie, "Marching Bands of Manhattan".

Possibly the gayest song of the year.

And I like it.

Coffee of the Week:

Tim Horton's finally has hazelnut. Yay!