Oscar picks

I don't know what to pick for either of the documentary categories this year... It doesn't look like there's anything about the Holocaust.

The "Sex and the City" series finale was awful. I had to go drink some warm milk afterwards for some excitement.

I think I'd like to be a teacher someday. I also think I'd like to buy a house someday. Unfortunately, I don't think there's any way I can do both.

Is there something going on with gay marraiges right now? I can't seem to find any information on the topic...

"Seabiscuit"

I wanted to like it. I really did. But they layed it on just a little too thick at times. It was beautifully filmed. And the acting was fine (although Jeff Bridges lapses into scenes from "Tucker: The Man and His Horse" a few times...), but director Gary Ross pushes the sentimentality buttons a little too hard.

Dear FCC,

Janet Jackson's breast exposure during the Super Bowl halftime show is definitely the most important issue facing our country right now.

Sincerely,

The Budget Deficit, AIDS, Terrorism, WMD in Iraq and The Economy