Short Short Story

(behind me while waiting in line for ice cream)

Girl 1: How was your prom?

Girl 2: It was great!  How was yours?

Girl 1: It was... OK.

Stitches

Lobstception

(photo by J. Canole)

Jen bought me a lobster pot for my birthday.

I was wearing my Maine Diner lobster shirt.


COINCIDENCE?!

On the Bikepath...

13 Year-Old on a Skateboard:  "How far is it to the Lincoln Mall?"

Me:  "Jeez, probably another 4 or 5 miles."

[long pause]

13 Year-Old on a Skateboard:  "How far have we gone so far?"

Me:  "I don't know.  Where did you start from?"

Tulips

What Do You Call This Act?

Cabin Air Filter (Before and After)

They told me they changed it at 75K miles. I'm skeptical.

Also, somebody has been leaving me presents.

Whiskey Friday

Scotch Friday has been temporarily replaced by Irish Whiskey Friday.  Please make a note of it and stop at the liquor store on the way home from work if necessary.

Happy 5th Birthday, Daisy Dog

Fried Apple Pies

These were tasty, but a lot of work.

I'm not usually a big deep fried kinda guy, but I figured it out pretty quickly.

Rule #1: Don't burn yourself.