At the Car Wash

I had a near death experience a few weeks back. It was 10:00 AM on a Saturday morning. I was inside a gas station when a car hit the building.

If I had walked out the door 30 seconds earlier, I would have been crushed.


This gas station has a car wash behind it. It's one of those ones where you put the car in neutral and the car wash pulls you through.

An old guy coming out of the car wash must have jammed it into gear with his foot on the gas instead of the break. He came flying up the side and scraped the side of the building. Even though he didn't hit it directly, it was still surprisingly loud. He came to a stop with his car pointing down the hill.


I was somewhat shaken up.

I gave Jen a big hug when I got home.

Yard Work Blues

Peein' with my left hand...
... cause my right hands gots poison ivy.


Peein' with my left hand...
... cause my right hands gots poison ivy.


Don't wants no poison ivy on my penis.
Lawd... that would make me cry.

Bat Dog



"Winged Freak Terrorizes City"? Wait'll they get a load of ME!

TV Time

My dad just bought a Sony high definition television. It's freakin' gorgeous. I got to play with it one Saturday afternoon recently.

He didn't realize he wasn't getting the full HD experience before I got there. The HD channels all start at 800 on his cable system. Nobody told him he had to go up that high. He thought the upgrade to digital cable was the improvement.

When I showed him the actual HD channels, his jaw hit the floor.

It's pretty sweet. I could have watched HD sharks all afternoon.

Obviously, the nature stuff and sports looked amazing. But you know what else was surprisingly good in HD? Cooking shows. Wow. My mouth was watering.

It was a little frustrating that there weren't more HD channels. It's tough to go back to "regular TV" after watching HD. We found ourselves watching something we weren't really that interested in just because it was HD.

I can't wait until we get one.

Cow Snot


Pretty much my crowning achievement as a photographer.

Tired Pig


This guy was exhausted.

Llama Parking


Always remember where you parked your llama.

Taco in a Bag



Pretty self explanatory, actually.

Wooden Indian


No funny caption. I just liked the picture.