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We did our pumpkins today. Jen is much better than I am. I did the "stroke victim pirate skull" on the right.

To say we've had a lot of rain here this month would be an understatement. Bonnet Shores is now accessible only by boat.

If there's anything better than tax free liquor, I don't know what it is.

Thank you New Hampshire.

Dear Fox,

We love Tim McCarver's witty commentary and insightful analysis. He's the only reason we watch baseball.

Sincerely,

Nobody.

We went to see the New Pornographers in concert.

They played at the Roxy.

A lot of people were there.

The concert whupped a monkey's ass!

New POOORNOGRAPHERS!

NEW Pooooornographers!

Rock over London.  Rock on Chicago.

10/22/2005 - The day I got my black belt.

More on that later...

Fry Tax

You should know that Rhode Island has a steep fry tax. Those behind in their payments will be reported to the FryRS.

Dear Guy Sitting Next to Me Smelling Like a Brewery and Picking Your Nose,

Stop smelling like a brewery and picking your nose.

Sincerely,

Pat

COFFEE!

Ask your doctor if COFFEE is right for you.

Coffee Corner.

Oh Starbucks... You foul temptress... I thought we understood each other. I thought I could coast through the fall without any more trouble from you. I had gotten my fill of pumpkin spice lattes. I figured we were cool... No more seasonal beverages until Christmas, right? And then you come out with maple latte. Damn you!

Did you know I had a maple fetish? Or that I just can't lay off when I see the words "limited time only" up there on the board?

That's cold.

Where's Jim?

"Where's Jim today? Is he out sick?"

"No. Jewish."