But it's SO GOOD FOR YOU!

Almond butter = messy.

It's more like almond soup.

Pat's Picks:

I like Tampa Bay over Washington and New England over Jacksonville in the Saturday games.

For Sunday, I'll take Carolina over New York and Pittsburgh over Cincinnati.

So... Home teams on Saturday, away teams on Sunday.

Christmas sweaters!

Yay!

Every time there's a big winter storm here, the local news shows everybody rushing out to Home Depot and Wal-Mart to buy snow shovels.

Who are these people that live here and don't own snow shovels by now? Do they throw out their snow shovels at the end of every winter? Did they just move here and not realize it snows?

Get it together, people.

No more soduko right before bed... I start having crazy number dreams.

Tailgating... knock it off, Connecticut. Seriously.

Missed Connections

You - at the liquor store, buying $511 worth of wine.

Me - behind you in line.

Give me a call sometime. You seemed like a fun gal.

Don't ever go to Inskip for service.

Ever.

EVER.

SEVERE WAFFLE ALERT.

THERE IS A SEVERE WAFFLE ALERT FOR THE PAT AND JEN'S APARTMENT AREA FROM 6:00 PM TO 7:00 PM THIS EVENING.

A STORM APPROACHING THE REGION WILL BRING A MIX OF WAFFLES, SAUSAGES AND POTATOES. TRAVELERS ARE ADVISED TO STAY HOME AND EAT WAFFLES FOR DINNER.

A glimpse into Pat's inner monologue (from Friday night at the PPAC):

Jesus, who are those idiots hooting and yelling like a bunch of retards?

Ahhh, that would be the group of special needs adults two rows in front of us.